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The 5 Word CHRISTMAS Story GAME 🎄🎁 Let's Have Some Holiday Fun & Spread Some Cheer - 'Tis the Season! 🔔🦌 (1542 views, 131 replies)


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🎄 This is the usual 5 story word game but with a theme being CHRISTMAS!

🦌 You must use 5 words to add onto whatever the person above you typed to create an endless CHRISTMAS themed story. 🎅

🎁 There are no actual rules to the story aside from the 5 words and please stay on topic. No personal attacks or drama here. You can make the story whatever you want as long as it has a somewhat Christmas theme to it. 🎄

🌲 You can change the story's direction at anytime. Be creative and just have some fun! 🔔

smiley If you have a member blocked or are blocked by a member, please do the mature adult thing instead of whining about it here in this thread. Thanks! smiley

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Chillin' with my snowmies when ...

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THE OFFER STILL STANDS ELITE

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master
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Chillin' with my snowmies when ...

...a street wise Santa with...

Nice idea for a festive thread smiley 🎅

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@MarkRowley Thank you! smiley

I thought it was time for some positive threads on here and 'Tis the Season!! smiley

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... three little elves ready to ...

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...rumble with extreme prejudice and...

Love that phrase - with extreme prejudice. Heard it on a few movies especially Apocalypse now, nice to finally use it smiley

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... deck the halls with two...

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Fa La La La Laaaaa La La La Laaaaaa Euwwwe! smiley

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Christmas cheer with my peers ! smiley smiley smiley

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Too much deja vu for my liking, sorry E.

two-movies.org/forum/thread/The-5-Word-C....

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The snowmie pulled out his...

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Carrot nose and reached for...

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The nearest little elf who...

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was too busy scratching his

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tiny butt, covered in a

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Keep the change filthy animal

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wearing a raggedy Santa suit

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and carrying a big red

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Clockwork cucumber from Ann Summers...

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which he waved around his

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Sweaty bearded face like a...

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scary monstrous throbbing hairy purple

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snowboots while climbing down the

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Jingling all the way down..

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..the streets at night while...

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"Stop that jingling!" said his

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reindeer does my nose in

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can't we have a peaceful

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Season without fussin' and cussin'....

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Ho Ho Ho Lllyyy Shitttt smiley

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And ho ho ho to

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shouting "Make CHRISTMAS great again!" smiley

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and good will to all

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But that mean old Grinch...

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master
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shouted out, "Orange Man, BAD!"

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The Orange men replied "tosser!"

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then jumped into a cruiser,

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and started drinking Vodka because

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Nobody stays sober at Christmas....

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except the reindeer who don't

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Drink but do smoke crack...

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in glass pipes and hookahs.

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Whilst sarcastically humming white Christmas...

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when it should be green.

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But reindeer are colour blind...

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, a condition associated with excessive

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Alcohol consumption, smack smoking and...

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self abuse. However this one ...

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Named Rudolph was only into...

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rude things, hence his name.

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Dancer was up making shapes

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and signs for their stopwork

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Whilst playing some top tunes...

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on bagpipes and other instruments ..

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... and Prancer was sticking a...

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Strangely shaped object inside Comets...

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jingle bell was so bent

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because Happy, Grumpy and Dopey

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... the stalkings were full of ...

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blocks of irritating people who

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marathon of Christmas movies and ...

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Boxes of candy under the

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... baking cookies while sipping eggnog ...

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Laced with the finest brandy...

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and sauce. She took his

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... Lit like a Christmas tree ...

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Happily staggering back and forth...

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, beer in one hand and..

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Thermonuclear detonator in the other...


One for you Star Wars fans

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sadly it wasn't to be

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As it was faulty, another

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one was ordered from amazon.com

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and placed under the tree

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The tree, an endangered species,

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...was 8ft tall and endowed...

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with a protection order but..

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the golden goose and gander

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, and the unicorn and spider-pig

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Formed a mighty pact to...

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send that irritating Greta Thundurg..

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Back to her troll castle...

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with the moat and dungeon..

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master
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To screech her hypocritical bile...

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meanwhile a heavy snow storm

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Fell despite Gretas relentless scaremongering

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"Snow? Fake news!" said Trump.

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let them eat hamburgers!

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he said, mimicking Marie Antoinette.

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Grandma grabbed her bong as ...

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she skied through the hall

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like James Bond in Spectre..

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But minus the gun and

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not so suave or sexy.

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Grandma had only one thought

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... Grandpa hiding inside cardboard boxes ...

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@RandomOne It totally creeps me out and I will never look at this film the same way ever again. smiley

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@RandomOne Literally crying face tears here smiley

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with no hearing aid to

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...waiting to pounce once again...

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on exhausted Viagra-powered Grandpa.

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finally did she rest her

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Weary and aching meaty cavern

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... which had teeth so sharp...

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it ripped off his huge..

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plaster that was holding together

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Dangling baubles leaving hom with...

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nothing on except his pink...

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Tutu and a mullet wig...

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furry ear muffs and some

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... digital shackles, under house arrest ...

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he got his decks out..

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helped by some swarthy deck-hands.

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Grandma couldn't take her eyes

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The deck hands then proceeded...

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...to undress whilst grinding their...

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tools on a whet stone.

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Once they had finished that...

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and she began wrapping the

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They began preparations for their

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... dysfunctional family Christmas gathering that ...

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resembled this forum on steroids

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Mysteriously, the upvotes dried up ...

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like old movie stars' secretions.

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the christmas jazz band stepped..

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into the arena where gladiators..

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